We have ideas on what Aaron Rodgers was saying to Bryce Young.
The Panthers and Jets are hosting joint practices this week and its allowing a true melding of the minds between an NFL legend and a rookie.
The Panthers decided not to mic-up Rodgers and Young for this exchange, or even note what they said to each other but we have some ideas.
Rodgers: Ever read Ayn Rand?Young: **laughs nervously**Rodgers: Ill lend it to you
Rodgers: So Im tripping balls in the alkaline flats and a coyote takes my vegan sandwichYoung: Okay ...Rodgers: Well talk more later
Rodgers: I got weed.Young: I dont want any.Rodgers: Yes you do, you just dont know it yet
Rodgers: I hung out with Jordan Peterson last weekYoung: ...Rodgers: We ate snow cones
Rodgers: Lemme ask you What is a woman?Young: Dude, I dont want thisRodgers: Afraid to answer, I see
Rodgers: Ancient aliens invented footballYoung: Huh?Rodgers: They came up with scrambled eggs too
Rodgers: I swallowed a flyYoung: EwwwRodgers: Free protein. Pro tip
Rodgers: I saw my demons in the darkYoung: Oh yeah?Rodgers: They looked like Tom Brady
Rodgers: Vote for RFK JrYoung: I just wanna play footballRodgers: Vote for JFK Sr
Rodgers: Ever listen to Joe Rogan?Young: Nah, thats for sad boomersRodgers: I will destroy you
Rodgers: Im friends with Pat McAfee, you know?Young: Okay ...Rodgers: He smells like hair gel
Rodgers: ...and then you have to boil it down.Young: Gotta go coach is calling me Rodgers: Were the only two out here
Rodgers: Have you heard of ayahuasca?Young: Bless you.Rodgers: Did the hat man tell you to say that?
Rodgers: Do you want to know how to cut ties with your family?Young: No.Rodgers: Great. To start you have to
Rodgers: Honestly I think it should have been left to ConnorYoung: ...Rodgers: He was the first-born son after all
Rodgers: The itsy bitsy spider went up the water spoutYoung: Down came the rain andRodgers: GRAVITY IS A LIE, YOUNG MAN!
Rodgers: You know the fungus in The Last of Us?Young: Gross stuff.Rodgers: I inject it.
Rodgers: Saw a mole this morning.Young: Neat.Rodgers: It knows my secrets.
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What was Aaron Rodgers talking to Bryce Young about? Wrong answers only - SB Nation